【】4. Just think of the crabs jokes.

Halloween is definitely the sexiest holiday.。

Dressing up and acting out your fantasy is inherently provocative, so it's no surprise that dressing up coupled with the spooky atmosphere will lead to some fun times in the bedroom.。

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But if you are trying to have a little sexy fun on Halloween, there are some costumes you may want to avoid. 。

Mashable Image1. No one wants to sleep with the guy who sh*t and pissed his pants. 。

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Mashable Image2. Good luck with this.。

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Mashable Image3. Creepily tell people to 'don't worry, be happy' and watch your world burn.  。

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Mashable Image4. Just think of the crabs jokes. 。

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Mashable Image5. Minion, 'nuff said. 。

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Mashable Image6. You're setting a standard which you cannot meet here.。

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Mashable Image7. Think about it.。

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Mashable Image8. Have fun trying to pick someone up by awkwardly talking through a screen all night. 。

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Mashable Image9. No one even eats SPAM, let alone would sleep with SPAM.。

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Mashable Image10. It's maybe not a good idea to go as a clown in 2016.。

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Mashable Image11. Guaranteed: no blow jobs for you. 。

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Mashable Image12. WTF is this?

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Mashable Image13. Dressing up as an inflatable doll will surely get you laid. 。

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Mashable Image14. This 'Lots Of Love Big Momma' costume will bring you no love.。

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Mashable Image15. Yes, this is a tampon costume. 。

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Mashable Image16. Mrs. Claus is married, OK?

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Mashable Image17. Sexy Sarah Palin is wrong on so many levels. 。

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Bonus: How to turn a pumpkin into a beer keg。