Strippers -- enjoyed by people across genders, races and high school classes. 

The girls' synchronized swimming team at Roosevelt High School in Des Moines, Iowa decided they wanted to throw a different kind of banquet this year. Tired of the traditional, insipid family-friendly banquet, they hired a more alternative form of entertainment. They called a male stripper.

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While most strippers might turn down a high school banquet for being too -- you know, illegal -- this stripper actually showed up to the Des Moines Social Club. Before he disrobed, he was kindly asked to leave.

Tragedy.

"The male stripper was hired by some ninth-grade members of the group," Phil Roeder, a spokesman for the district, told The Des Moines Register.

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A Social Club employee confronted the stripper after discovering that his attire was "inappropriate" for a high school crowd. Thongs will never get the respect they deserve. 

The synchronized swimming club, known as the Sharks, serves girls between 9th and 12th grade.

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The school is currently debating the appropriate punishment for the students. 

Who knew that synchronized swimming could be so saucy?

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