What do you get a lord? 

A sexual yet nonchalant Instagram picture paired with a lackluster yet to-the-point caption.

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Queen of emotions Kourtney Kardashian celebrated her on-again-off-again (currently off) partner Scott Disick's birthday on Thursday with this odd social media post. 

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It's what any baby daddy would wish for. 

For reference, here are how the other Kardashians honored Disick (somewhat more appropriately) on Instagram. 

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