【】jokes followed shortly thereafter.
After rumors first circulated that Cynthia Nixon might be running for New York governor, the inevitable not-that-funny。 Sex and the City 。jokes followed shortly thereafter. 。
Nixon doesn't come without qualifications: she has a sizable presence and a progressive reputation within New York political circles, and is a vocal advocate for the public schools. And while Nixon has obviously outgrown her Miranda character, it's worth noting that her character would have easily had what it takes -- especially if she were up against a man who refused to fix the New York subways. 。
She was an independent, intelligent lawyer whose name was not Andrew Cuomo. 。
SEE ALSO:Michael Kors is buying Jimmy Choo for the price of a whole lot of Jimmy Choos 。Here are just a few excellent Miranda quotes that could easily become campaign slogans, in a super clever fantastical world that many of us still pretend exists. 。
On being a woman in politics 。
On being a woman in politics 。
"The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten."。Via Giphy。
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"What I wanna know is, when did all the men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts? " 。
"My ass is fat because I just had a baby, you asshole!" 。
On family versus career 。
"Sometimes, as much as I love Brady, being a mother just isn't enough. I miss my job."。"I want to enjoy my success, not apologize for it." 。
Via Giphy 。
"Today's the baby nurse's last day. From now on you'll have to book me a year in advance." 。
On NY's tradition of crappy mayors 。
“There are no available men in their thirties in New York. Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless.”
On zoning laws 。
"If there were unlimited apartments in Manhattan, we'd all be single forever." 。On her fitness for public office 。
Via Giphy 。
"I'm on Valium, everything's okay." 。
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